i'm super nice. :) i love you. because. you're on tumblr. on my page. in my internet facade. i hate a lot of things. maybe just about everything. but at the same time, i appreciate it.
pretty damn bold for a kid.
i am a paradox.
you basically have to yell in my face “I’M FLIRTING WITH YOU” for me to actually realize it.
Amazing resonance experiment with salt
Using a vibrating metal plate connected to tone generator, Scientist Bruss Pup performs scientific magic by seemingly controlling and manipulating grains of salt to dance in specific patterns.
GUYS I DONT BELIEVE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS FUCKING LOOK AT IT.
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE TIGHTEST SHIT YOU CAN JUST GET RIGHT OUTTA MY FACE
Oh hey we did this is my differential equations class the other day.
Also this is way more fun when you do it with plates in wonky shapes (like violins, ovals, triangles, hexagons). Resonance is really cool, and it makes bridges fall down.
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
it gets better
That awkward moment when you perform at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and you walk better than all the models. Rih
Bad bitches do it well
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit
Boys are dumb girls are dumb we’re all just dumb
OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS JOKES FOR THREE YEARS