epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

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so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

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turpentinehoneybee:

tespian-mage:

SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE

NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL

TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK

NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK

HOLY FUCK TREES STOP

TREES OFMDZDGJKHADFKLJG

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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

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thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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eatprayfashion:

4zure:

whatifyouleftme:

mojosodope178:

gabbyroars:

sourapplemango:

kaziisamazing:

girlfights:

That was the whitest fight and whitest school I’ve ever seen

AND THERES THAT ONE PERSON NOT EVEN TWO FEET AWAY FROM THE FIGHT JUST CASUALLY PUTTING HER STUFF IN HER LOCKER AND WHEN SHE SEES THE FIGHT SHES ALL LIKE “OH COOL WHATEVER” AND WALKS OFF AS IF NOTHING WAS HAPPENING

Hilarious! I wouldn’t even suspend them, that fight was embarrassing

saddest shit i ever seen

normally when people fight they stop and get into a circle and instigate it. this time they were just like 

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA It’s like they wanna hit but don’t wanna hurt each other! ONFG

….Oh… my old high school’s fights are still circulating the Tumblrsphere? Give them a break guys. There’s not much to do on Tuesdays in farm country.

Lmfao pathetic

the-absolute-best-posts:

michaxl:

did you say walk

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roselastrider:

I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

smh

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the-absolute-best-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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haemus:

Same

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