I'm Shawntel. You can call me sensei. Bow down. Chief Gang or burn in the nightosphere. I mean I know I'm pretty cool. I gawt da juice.
Mom: who ate all the chocolate hazelnut spread
Me: I'm nutelling you anything

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

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onlydabshatter:

nugrun and palm trees 

onlydabshatter:

nugrun and palm trees 

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johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

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deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

(via dutchster)

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instagrim:

i found the only side of youtube worth going on

instagrim:

i found the only side of youtube worth going on

(via tyleroakley)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

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sexfoodbikesetc:

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die


^ hahahahaha

sexfoodbikesetc:

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

^ hahahahaha

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wanderlustforlifexx:

Her names violet and she’s soft, sweet and beautiful.

wanderlustforlifexx:

Her names violet and she’s soft, sweet and beautiful.

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clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

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age-of-awakening:

leftyinarightyworld:

awakeningourtruth:

nst-online:

via chris levitan photography
A divine geometric symbol for you from the other night right off my telescope to my camera and to your eyes. No photoshop and i still can’t explain it. Not sure i need it explained to me. Everything is as it should be. Peace- Chris Levitan

Beautiful!

Amazing 

fuck man, this is truly divine!

age-of-awakening:

leftyinarightyworld:

awakeningourtruth:

nst-online:

via chris levitan photography

A divine geometric symbol for you from the other night right off my telescope to my camera and to your eyes. No photoshop and i still can’t explain it. Not sure i need it explained to me. Everything is as it should be. Peace- Chris Levitan

Beautiful!

Amazing 

fuck man, this is truly divine!

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dshhsdhhdhhh:

What’s that jacket Margiela?

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